I would like to begin this message with a very warm blessing to those who have supported us and discovered us on thee Internet. Without your undying support, words of encouragement and advice 'The Crooked Yet Fabulous Onion' would not exist. There are too many to count, however I will do my best at naming some which Thee Onion Minister has listed as key supporters: Rice Loudvicar, Luna Artemis, Paul Hermansen, Clair Cessna, Avery Campbell, Benjamin Steinacher, Collin Beal, Joseph James, Chuyi Wang, Krishtie Mofazzal, James Ferraro. We deeply apoligise if we have forgotten anyone; you have all been amazing, important and lovely individuals.
I, Thee Jeronimo Tim, Joined Thee D.C.C.A. during thee spring ov 2011, and became a full time member ov The Crooked, Yet Fabulous Onion in 2013. After many efforts (in both Australia and Sweden) spreading thee message ov Cromniomancy and TCYFO via public performance, cassette trading, and word of mouth, I suggested a transition to thee online format, begining with a series of archival releases through Bandcamp late 2015. I have assisted Thee Minister and other older TCYFO members with internet communications, and we quickly set up a wonderful dedicated network through bandcamp and later Facebook. This has lead to small pockets of dedicated groups who resonate with thee philosophies of Cromniomancy, and the music and performance of TCYFO. For all the fantastic things the internet has brought us, it has had it's negative aspects. Multiple trolls have harassed us through the internet, and due to Thee Minister's lack of internet experience, we have had some miscommunications with fans and strangers as to our intent and values. As both Minister and I have proclaimed in the past; Cromniomancy iz peace. Cromniomancy is not dogma, it iz not supremacy, it iz freedom. It is one path, not THEE path. Although we are delighted by similar minds, fans, and those who take interest to our messages, we do not wish to 'convert' anyone or start some kind of dogmatic cult. We are total freedom, to proclaim otherwise is in opposition with our values. We have encountered multiple people on the internet who wish to destroy us, however, due to our surface-level apperance and odd nature.
Thee Onion Minister will be resigning from all internet interaction, with the exception of email (theeonionminister(at)gmail(dot)com). I will be taking over the bandcamp and other internet services, however our Facebook accounts will remain suspended indefinitely. Perhaps some time in thee future we will visit Facebook again, but now is not that time. If you have any final questions about me, thee onion minister or anything related to cromniomancy and the crooked yet fabulous onion, Minister and I will be publishing a Q/A via Facebook either today or tomorrow (currently Wednesday). Either of us will answer as promptly as possible, and will answer any and all questions as best as we can. We will be deactivating within the next week or so.
Once again, from every single member of thee Cromniomatic Circle and The Crooked Yet Fabulous Onion, deepest and most hearty blessings to all who have given us inspiration, love and support over the past years. We are forever in your arms. Do not hesitate to contact us via theeonionminister(at)gmail(dot)com.
All thee LOVE, Blessings and hanging bells from all of TCYFO. - Thee Jeronimo Tim (& Associates)