Margaret Cream is a mysterious character. Born and raised in the town of Sloupville, she has a strong reputation for being the only living producer of 'Cream', a substance which is not only tasty, but can cure many diseases such as Elkipsons, a disease which causes the victim to swell up and turn green, similar to that of a Pickled Cucumber. The cream she produces is not prepared by her in a traditional sense, rather, she produces it similar to that of breastmilk. She is one of the few descendants of the ancient Wizards, whose sacred knowledge has been passed down to her. She is wise and powerful, and has direct connections to the earth and Thee Onion.