THEE DIVINE INTRODUCTORY INTO THEE OLDENWHIRLED SYSTEMS, or, THEE HISTORIK KNOWLEDGE

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*Written and transcribed by Jeronimo Tim from knowledge bestowed by Thee Onion Minister*


The Crooked Yet Fabulous Onion is the onion-based cultural performance art/musical/visual art output of Thee Onion Minister, a being who has travelled to our dimension to teach us the stories of the onion. Thee Onion Minister's goal is to save humanity from this monotony we have trapped ourselves in. The lore of the onion is vast and complex, so this website is a good way to make sense of much of it. - Jeronimo Tim